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Breaking News

Michelle on 01 11, 2010 | No Comments

Breaking News

Mark McGwire admitted today that he did use steroids while playing baseball, including the 1998 season during which he broke the homerun record. In other breaking news, today is Monday. [ratings]

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Olympics or Bust?

Michelle on 01 4, 2010 | No Comments

Olympics or Bust?

Two-time World Champion and Olympic 400m hurdler, Jana Rawlinson, recently got her breast implants removed, so she can be in peak physical shape for the London 2012 Olympics. Rawlinson originally got

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Still Number One

Michelle on 12 28, 2009 | No Comments

Still Number One

In Womens NCAA Basketball, Stanford remains number two in the rankings despite a loss to UConn earlier this week. Remaining at number one in the rankings is Pant Suits. [ratings]

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Adverse Conditions Effect the Nation

Michelle on 12 10, 2009 | No Comments

A brutal storm is causing heavy snow and wind to pound the Midwest and New England, while in the South, Tiger Woods is pounding all the women. [ratings]

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Tiger’s Sorry!

Dave on 12 9, 2009 | No Comments

Tiger's Sorry!

In an effort to make good with his wife Elin Nordegren after allegations that he cheated with ten different women, Tiger Woods has officially changed his name to Tiger Flaccids. [ratings]

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