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The Nation Who Cried Wolf

Dave on 12 26, 2009 | No Comments

The Nation Who Cried Wolf

Alhaji Umaru Mutallab, a well known banker, and the alleged father of the Nigerian man charged with trying to blow up a Northwest Airlines plane on Christmas Day reportedly warned the U.S. about his s

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Tiger’s Sorry!

Dave on 12 9, 2009 | No Comments

Tiger's Sorry!

In an effort to make good with his wife Elin Nordegren after allegations that he cheated with ten different women, Tiger Woods has officially changed his name to Tiger Flaccids. [ratings]

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Swine II Men

Dave on 11 3, 2009 | No Comments

Swine II Men

Shawn Stockman of the R&B group Boyz II Men has been diagnosed with H1N1, known as the swine flu. Not so hard to say goodbye to yesterday is it Shawn? [ratings]

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Purell Loves H1N1

Dave on 10 27, 2009 | No Comments

Purell Loves H1N1

The swine flu outbreak has led to heavy increases in demand for popular hand-sanitizer, Purell, leading to a shortage of supply. Mark Lerner, president and chief operating officer of Purell, has of

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Cuban Knows Best

Dave on 10 21, 2009 | No Comments

Cuban Knows Best

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban says steroids could have a legal and useful place in sports -- as long as they are administered under a doctor's supervision. He then summoned his doctor and had s

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