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Best Supporting Fuck Up

Bradford on 11 4, 2009

Holy shit, you guys.  Did you hear?  Stephen Baldwin and Alec Martin are hosting the fucking Oscars!

What the fuck?  Stephen Baldwin is a major terd.  In his book, The Unusual Suspect, he wrote about becoming a born-again Christian after the 9/11 attacks.  I am SERIOUS.  Then, in the same year, that d-bagger founded Breakthrough Ministries, which uses extreme sports as a ministry via arena tours, which he calls, “AsSalt Tours.”  YES!  I am fucking serious!  And this nutbucket is going to host the Oscars!

And who the fuck is Alec Martin?!  All I could find when I googled him was a picture on facebook of a fat guy holding a fucking baby!  Seriously. Try it.  And this bitchshitter is hosting the Oscars with uberscrotum Stephen Baldwin!!

I am so fucking furious.  This is the Oscars!  If I won an Oscar at this ceremony, I would shove it up Stephen Baldwin’s ass and say something like, “how’s that for an extreme sport?”  Then I would turn to Alec Martin and tell him to shut his fucking baby up.

Whatever happened to Whoopi and Billy?

Update: Ohhh.  This makes much more sense.  My bad.

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